Thursday, September 24, 2009

Exams.....

Helllo people of my frewns of my good frewns of my best frwens my frewn ask me upload so i up- load.......
A song for jie fan
Becasue of jia fan i have to upload my blogg
Be cause of him i have to waste my internet.....
Be cause of him on saturday i am going to wack him
Because of him hahahahahahahh.....

LOL!!!! Anyway good luck for ur exams!!!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

1weeek of holiday

hello people currently i am in indonesia...... thats why never post my damn blog........ exam is round the conner must study hard go sec 4 next year ^^ anyway this is the good part i can play fireworks at indonesia!!!!! soo fuunnnnnn......... and also ride moto bike.. sometime i wonder weather singapore can be like indonesia....... Ur want hear a joke?

Theres a catepillar walking through the forest and he had 100 legs, he then encounted a pile of SHIT after he walk pass it he got 99 legs where did that 1 leg go????

People that i noe if u can answer tag me then i give u something ^^ real one

Sunday, August 30, 2009

joke is always a never ending laughter

hi ppl! how r u? sry lately did not bog cos of sucked ups things any i was dammm angry wiith my ncdcc frewns cos got the betch cos CD KNOWLEADGE then they did not count correctly and just hantam go take action lor! untill i neevr get to take. damm fuckeing angry untill i almost wanted to shout at my sec1s but i didnt. still quite angry that they r not responsible enough to do something about it....... like wheres the one for all and all for one man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sry about the hated news, lets go with the good news ok it is about jokes ^^ yea jokes.
very fast one

What do u call a germit who is missing? ( It is the actor Germit sing) pls dont get confesed
-The answer is Miss....ing! get it misss...ing.... lols heard from radio. next
In a taxi the lady left her camera there so the taxi man waved at the lady and said
- Ni xiang zi! Ni Xiang Zi!!! ( your a chicken or slut x2)
So the lady scold the men and saw him holding her camera and said
-Wo xiang zi! wo xiang zi!!!! ( i am a chicken or slut x2)
But they got it all worng Xiang Zi means camera in chinese they just use broken chinese langue to say that " it is my camera!"
"Wo de xiang zi!!!"

End posting for more in 98.7 fm.... lolss hahah

Friday, August 14, 2009

the 1 month

hello peoples...... today will be a short day becos jus want to rite my 1mth with Gf ( lao po) who i love the most... but funny things are going in the wrong dicrection for me.... yea like that.. oh to those people taggers that tag my blog, thank you for taging give more nice comments i noe my english "ZAI" but no choice xD...

SO i really wish to bring her out on our 1 month. GD nite

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

The 3 hrs of non stop laughing

Hello eveyone! hows ur day??????????? today is my nite to blog is at nite... duh..... anyway last sat my parents and i went to johor with my sis and her new bf i thinkkkk.... btw we were inside the car going to woodlands check point. after that when we about to reach guess what we saww... usall things JAM!!!! i hate jams take up to more then 3hrs. anyway at 8 plus we reached johor so i minus 3 hrs will be... hmmm.... hmm..........5 o clock. sharp we at singapore JAMMED in woodlands check point usally saturday alot of malaysians go back home there... so that few hrs we did nothing. but i listened to my song for like soo.... many times..... untill the next hour that is 7 o clock. my sister suddenly had her bladder full.... i was there laughing my freaking head off!! ok then no more other funny parts only when we go back then have, but i really enjoyed the food is the best i been to the place b4 is fried rice but very special made one is super nice. ok now say going back when we are going back we saw a fat guy and a big van then my sis bf say eh nigel ur frewn ah? then i say yah... same ah got long entaners.. jjajaja? lol then later i go make stupid thing at the car like scare someone from other car i noe thats dumb seriously but is freaking nice and funny!!!! ahahah anyway................................ goooooooodnnnniiiittteee................. hahahahahah
tmr going to meet germaine my gurl frewnd. xD

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Wat a black DAY

hello everyone.... how is today? oh yeah got lots to tell u man....... now benjamin mum knows about huda relationship with him... zzzz so sad sia last thursday i think. SURE GOT SOME ONE PAU TOU ONE! becous got alot of suspect.... AND i hate ppl who clash in with other ppl relationship... yeah although ben lied to his frewns about playing scoccer they should not at least give them such a big big big big big breaking new over it! Seriously man... i hate it. anyway i really not sure about them now.... OH YEAH still got jia en..... he ahh love sick cos Y? his love cannot say name later tio kill XD any way he like her , her like him but him dont want to steady, Him chiong for MID YEAR , Her sad sad never get his message, her angry and dont care him, him exam over then found out , her have new stead , him sad sad VERY VERY SAD....others is confidential.... and 2 days already missing my WIFE U NOE!!!!!

Ok byebye... thats all (Missing her.)

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

SMs all the way

Yo ppl sry never post ah i noe ur waiting for my post rite dont bluff............ Haha i siao hor -.- anyway the last few weeks i have been hanging out with....... My LAO PO , Shu hui and hui luan Plus huda....... then almost everyday i ate SMs sausage muffin........ become fat some da=/ oh! yah i going to buy my lao po something maybe she like or not sure her late, late ,late ,late bdae present.......... luckey today i can post if not i die becous of ppl scolding my EH! NIGEL! POST LA! !@#$%^&*jkjk hahaha........................ Oh yeah!!! i almost for got....... WHO EVER TAKE TAXI WITH HUDA. I REPEAT DO NOT TAKE TAXI WITH HUDA. u noe why? yesterday shu hui, hui luan , my LAO PO , huda N me yesterday all go their sch eat. then after eating we go to bus stop. then at bus stop i check my hp time 7.30am ( my side effects: wtf!!! late late ahhhhhhh...) then got taxi then huda also no is 7.30 sooo.... in the taxi she almost forgot everything and started nagging like a old anutiee nag nag nag then she so scared dont noe wheres our sch..... clever rite. LUCK I THERE AH! if not ah huda will be sch at 9am luckey fare i pay not her........................................... SO I TELL U her heart was like big pog big pog. (fast saying) then like that so lao po remember ah.... kk bye bye late already xD

Hope u had a great nite =D