joke is always a never ending laughter

hi ppl! how r u? sry lately did not bog cos of sucked ups things any i was dammm angry wiith my ncdcc frewns cos got the betch cos CD KNOWLEADGE then they did not count correctly and just hantam go take action lor! untill i neevr get to take. damm fuckeing angry untill i almost wanted to shout at my sec1s but i didnt. still quite angry that they r not responsible enough to do something about it....... like wheres the one for all and all for one man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sry about the hated news, lets go with the good news ok it is about jokes ^^ yea jokes.
very fast one

What do u call a germit who is missing? ( It is the actor Germit sing) pls dont get confesed
-The answer is Miss....ing! get it misss...ing.... lols heard from radio. next
In a taxi the lady left her camera there so the taxi man waved at the lady and said
- Ni xiang zi! Ni Xiang Zi!!! ( your a chicken or slut x2)
So the lady scold the men and saw him holding her camera and said
-Wo xiang zi! wo xiang zi!!!! ( i am a chicken or slut x2)
But they got it all worng Xiang Zi means camera in chinese they just use broken chinese langue to say that " it is my camera!"
"Wo de xiang zi!!!"

End posting for more in 98.7 fm.... lolss hahah

the 1 month

hello peoples...... today will be a short day becos jus want to rite my 1mth with Gf ( lao po) who i love the most... but funny things are going in the wrong dicrection for me.... yea like that.. oh to those people taggers that tag my blog, thank you for taging give more nice comments i noe my english "ZAI" but no choice xD...

SO i really wish to bring her out on our 1 month. GD nite

The 3 hrs of non stop laughing

Hello eveyone! hows ur day??????????? today is my nite to blog is at nite... duh..... anyway last sat my parents and i went to johor with my sis and her new bf i thinkkkk.... btw we were inside the car going to woodlands check point. after that when we about to reach guess what we saww... usall things JAM!!!! i hate jams take up to more then 3hrs. anyway at 8 plus we reached johor so i minus 3 hrs will be... hmmm.... hmm..........5 o clock. sharp we at singapore JAMMED in woodlands check point usally saturday alot of malaysians go back home there... so that few hrs we did nothing. but i listened to my song for like soo.... many times..... untill the next hour that is 7 o clock. my sister suddenly had her bladder full.... i was there laughing my freaking head off!! ok then no more other funny parts only when we go back then have, but i really enjoyed the food is the best i been to the place b4 is fried rice but very special made one is super nice. ok now say going back when we are going back we saw a fat guy and a big van then my sis bf say eh nigel ur frewn ah? then i say yah... same ah got long entaners.. jjajaja? lol then later i go make stupid thing at the car like scare someone from other car i noe thats dumb seriously but is freaking nice and funny!!!! ahahah anyway................................ goooooooodnnnniiiittteee................. hahahahahah
tmr going to meet germaine my gurl frewnd. xD